Digital Marketing Humor

Home / Public Library

How Would Plato PPC? (Part II)

So we've already analyzed how Plato would have been as a PPC. But the oeuvre commonly attributed to Plato is so vast and deep that we can dive into many different aspects. Last time, we focused mostly on The Cave. Today, we will focus on his observations on metals.

How Would Plato PPC? (Part I)

It's a question of the ages: if Plato were a PPC, how would he go about it? Plato wrote a universe of works on different topics--many lifetimes have been spent only deep-diving into his works and nothing more (although not recently)--but today we will focus on one of his ideas: the Allegory of the Cave.

How Would Machiavelli PPC? (Part I)

Machiavelli, oh, Niccolò! The man whose reputation has been defamed in successive centuries since he wrote. A more cynical person might suspect he was defamed on purpose precisely because The Powers That Be wouldn't want anyone to know how effective a guidebook of his rules could be. But no, not I; I'd never suspect such a thing!

How Would Wittgenstein PPC?

Ah, Wittgenstein, Wittgenstein, a man who was deeply controversial in his day, with the "genius or madman"--a fraud, fake, or a friggin' phenomenal genius forever?--debate still raging now, heading on a century later; indeed, in this "Who would they PPC?" series, he will probably be the single most controversial philosopher I'll dive into.

How Would Max Weber PPC? (Part I)

Yes, yes, yes, I know you've been up at night wondering, "If Max Weber were alive and got a job running Google Ad campaigns, how would he go about it?" and--alas!--the answer is here for you.

How Would Nietzsche PPC? (Part I)

A question for the ages: If Friedrich Nietzsche were a PPC, how would he PPC? Nietzsche himself probably paced the halls of the University of Basel wondering, if an all-encompassing knowledge machine existed and he was tasked with ensuring that normies using the all-encompassing knowledge machine would see the results that he (or his patrons?) wants them to see... how would he go about doing so?

How Would Karl Popper PPC?

With someone as thoughtful and quietly influential as Popper, the pressing question on everyone's mind is: how would he have run a Google Ads/AdWords campaign if he were a PPC?

How would Kant PPC? (Part I)

Yes, this question has occupied the best thinkers in the world for a century and a half, and I will try to shed some new light on it. If Immanuel Kant were to run a Google AdWords or other PPC campaign, how would he run it?

How Would Thomas Hobbes PPC?

Thomas Hobbes (whose dark world view argued for the brutality of the world around us and the necessity of civilization) would have been quite a PPC manager running a Google Ads account. I would hire him. Plato's too-perfect-in-theory campaigns would probably collapse under the weight of reality, Wittgenstein would probably spend all his time trying to understand how the platform works. But Thomas Hobbes is someone whose world view would map to an awesomely successful account.

How Would Aristotle PPC? (Part I)

The burning question of, "If Aristotle were an online marketer doing PPC & SEM running Google Adwords campaigns, what strategies would he use?" is a question almost as pressing as wondering the same for Seneca.

Only Accepting

22 Students Per Month

Know More

Schedule a free 29 minute Zoom with Morgan to know more about the benefits for subscribers… or anything! Let’s have a

☕

Schedule a Free Call
Or Get Started Now!
Or learn more about the course!

The Open Secret that we exposed, to quote one our friends:

“The open secret of professional work is that...
results are not the main factor in determining
how happy your clients are with your work.”

The open secret of professional work is that results are not the main factor in determining how happy your clients are with your work.

What is? Your boss or client loving your communication, processes, details, responsiveness, and much more “meta work” matters just as much as the work itself.

But no one explicitly teaches these to you. Until now.

Beloved by Clients is the original and ultimate guide to “Managing Up,” the practical guide to how to work professionally that you wish you had gotten ten years ago.

© 2026 Beloved by Clients
Privacy Policy, Terms & Conditions – Contact us

Hat Tip to The Marketing Scientist
Tiktok Instagram Linkedin-in X-twitter Facebook-f Envelope Globe