Client Management Lessons from Song Lyrics

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Work can be a lovely place–such a lovely place!–that you might want to never leave. And this is one of the beautiful cautions that the American poet Don Henley cautions us about but his warning implies a question: why? Why couldn’t you, wouldn’t you, check out of your work place, or in the metaphor of his poem, the “Hotel California”? There is a great nugget of a lesson nestled in his poem, but to unravel it, we have to go verse by verse, and doing so tells the story of the arc of the consultant’s work. Let’s dive in.
Despite having heard "Karma Chameleon" perhaps thousands of times, I never stopped to ponder the lyrics, although I have wondered about the separate question of whether songs so canonical and ubiquitous will be remembered or lost, even just a generation down the line.
In the very large category of "songs whose choruses I have sung hundreds or thousands of times yet I never thought of the meaning of what I'm actually singing until that song happened to randomly come onto a playlist recently" we have a new addition that is worth diving in to.
We all know the experience, having lived through it many times (and lost our hair or even worse, our sanity, each time): the client project that blows up. Maybe due to your fault or your team’s fault, but more often than not, for reasons that have nothing to do with you. (You’re perfect so how could it ever be your fault?). 
How inevitable was it that we would analyze the original Rickrolling video here, to try to extract client management or marketing lessons from it? A song that had 6 milliseconds of fame once upon a time but that the Interwebs makes live on forever. And above that, the Interweb rewrites history to make it sound like the 80s and 90s were an era when this was the anthem you heard 24/7; don’t let the modern infatuation with the song make you think it was the defining song of the era of my childhood. (This is personal, yo!).
The famous name and chorus to Tears for Fears’ most classic song–Everybody Wants To Rule The World–feels like a lie to me: those who are ruling the world or close to ruling the world probably have the most miserable job on the planet.
It’s hard for me to find a 70s song that is both intensely fun and danceable, while not being as cliche and overused as Saturday Night Fever or Staying Alive. What song is at that perfect intersection of that Venn diagram, while also having possibly the most ’70s video of it ever?
What do you get when a one-hit-wonder crosses with a group of the greatest apparent rock musicians together? You get only one song in that Venn diagram: Handle with Care by the Traveling Wilburys.
Similar to Ground Control to Major Tom, sorry, I mean Space Oddity, “Somewhere over the rainbow” is another song that I can’t call by its official title, “Over the rainbow”: it just sounds too weird to my ears without the “Somewhere.”
If there is a song that ought to be the anthem of any serious professional, especially in the marketing industry–although likely members of any profession would argue it ought to be their anthem–it would be Queen & David Bowie’s Under Pressure.